Your title alone made me burst out laughing, and reminded me that I too want a hand vac! Not being seen or heard is an occupational hazard for mothers. So happy to truly see you here!

I could help you fulfill one wish on your list just because I loved this piece so damn much. Though I'm not a pet psychic, I am indeed psychic and would gladly do a reading for free!

For mother's day this year I told my girls (young adults still at home) I don't want to be their mother for a day and made my husband take me to my favorite river.